May 11, 2013
“You’re so juicy.” — Spitbugs
“Wrap me in your kegels” — Nasty Snotty Big Boys Encore
“One more time” aka “Let’s make sure we’re incompatible.” — Likeable Ladies with The Most Beautiful Girl in the World
“Sunday Morning Leftovers” — Fuzzy Stuff on the Jam with Toasted Brains
“Slop” — Toasted Brains
“It’s a long ride from love to hell” — Wombats
April 17, 2013
“You are the peach and I am the pit” — Wry Bread Mayo Band
“Let’s give the neighbors a show.” — Pearl Fearless and the Humpers
“Evol Love” — Chad and the Undecideds
April 12, 2013
Git ready to burn your longjohns, honey — Whisker Pete
I put the toilet seat down, so kiss me like you mean it — Barry Buffalo and Kristi Krust
Bathtub of Love — Marianna Mascarpone
Baby when you touch me, I get all slimey — The Wilted Sisters
I didn’t mean to run you over. I hope you have insurance. — Fabulous Ernie the Wratchet Man
April 5, 2013
Sometimes a gun is just a cigar.
Wake, honey, I’m gonna roll over.
Don’t you throw a fit on me, chubbybutt (Albanian Motel Pizza Deliverers)
Free right turn at the stop sign of love (Bent Dingle Dangle)
Deadly catch, deadly love (Moribund Nightgown)
Are you hot or am I in hell? (Rubber baby buggy bitch)
Whack me once, shame on me. Whack me twice, shame on me. (FFlemm)
April 4, 2013
I’m a redneck cracker in a blue state soup.
I love evolution but I’m stuck in first gear.
Those lips were made for talkin’ and that’s just what they’ll do,
one of these days those lips will git botoxed into goo.
There’s no backseat in my car and our love’s stuck in the trunk.
When I was your redneck (Brew On Mars)
Sued & Tied (Yoostin Timeflake)
I knew you were truoble, trubble, umm, trooble (Tazer Swiffer)
My songs know what you did to them (Pull the plug) (Nuclear accident girl)
March 29, 2013
We make them both at home now, far superior to anything you can buy, considerably less expensive.
We also make yogurt regularly in our crockpot. It’s not much cheaper, but it is better.
Now we just need to sneak a buffalo into the yard to get real bufalo milk for the mozz!
They don’t crow like roosters, so maybe the neighbors won’t notice.
March 1, 2013
Since none of us have the solution to our economic, social, environmental problems, why are we spending useless time of life annoying each other with impossible solutions?
The philosophers were correct. The … …
Time to think, deep, why would a shark want to eat me?