In today’s day (2014 in case this survives to be read in the year 3607) common sense is no longer recognized. Pundits, idiots, curmudgeons, politicians of all ilks, poor-rich-middleclass humans and many pets babble garbled nonsense. Much of what follows will be incomprehensible to you, at first. But persevere and with enough exposure you will know.
You will know. What? Exactly. Ok, salivary glands, get ready. Empty your mouth and mind and gorge!
Gruff Ducks and Silver Sun Press in conjunction with PirPisFul Random Corporation present, in no particular order:
The Compendium of Incompetence in the original edition, purged of annoying punctuation.
The Indigenousness of Nonsense: Gooberish thinkings by Kate (Kate) Pelucid (complete with toilet paper)
Cuando Cuando Guano: Arial Thoughts by Cesare di Scemenza (cement overshoes extra)
Unbridled Incoherence — Dismaying Amphibians
Uncover the Obsidian Contex of Your Mamboo — compiled expulsions by recently deceased poets
The list goes on, but that should get you started. We will post excerpts on this blog regularly.
If you are a true explorer of reality, you will want to contact:
The Royal Order of Digression and the Society for Oblique Continuity.
They have the staff to handle the millions of request in a timely if somewhat warped manner.
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DrFooms (Yes, I am a real doctor)